Bar Quotes For Customization

  1. They Thought “Less Ice” Meant “More Liquor”?
  2. Me on my way to making really bad decisions.
  3. I only drink on days that start with “T”, Tuesday…Thursday…Today…Tomorrow…Saturday…Sunday
  4. Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap.
  5. Pissing off the bartender can be a sobering experience.
  6. When life hands you lemons make a gin and tonic.
  7. The best cure for a hangover is being under the age of 25.
  8. Tip your bartender if it wasn’t for us, you would still be.
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9: Keep your friends close & Your bourbon closer.
10: The best cure for A hangover is being under the age of 25.
11: Great minds drink alike
12: A good friend knows how you take your coffee. A great friend adds booze.
13: Yep! This is my Friday’s face. Don’t believe me? Wait till Monday!

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14: Dear Friday, I am so glad we are back together. I’s sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs. But I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
15: May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers.
16: To our wives and girlfriends…May they never meet
17: Here’s to a long life and a happy one. A quick death and an easy one. A good girl and an honest one. A cold pint and another one.
18: Here’s to staying positive and testing negative.
19: To absent friends.
20: Here’s to those who’ve seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.